[Tune: "If You're Happy and You Know it"]
There’s a monster in my closet and he’s green (roar, roar)
There’s a monster in my closet and he’s green (roar, roar)
There’s a monster in my closet and he’s really, really green
There’s a monster in my closet and he’s green (roar, roar)
He snores
He cries
He snorts
He jumps
He's tall...
[adapt: a dragon in my closet, a lion in my bathroom, etc]
